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Satan Is A Computer

I’ve been listening to way too much Perturbator recently

1: “Well, that explains all the porn.”
2: “What porn? Your porn? The porn on that computer? Or the porn on your computer? Are you saying all computers are Satan? Or your computer is Satan? Or because Satan is a computer, that all Internet porn originates with him? Or..?”
1: “All the porns.”
2: “Ohhh…gotcha.”

See what your followers think of you

Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.


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